About this Event
GROTTO
A legendary figure has signed into the GROTTO for a spot of out-of-season rehab. Is he the real thing, or just an another otherwise unemployed actor in between Santa gigs?
You can expect juicy namedrops, super-salacious Santa secrets and naff Xmas rapping zhoushed with a bijou touch of drag. Seeing really is believing.
Of course, we all know that there can only be one Santa but as more and more of the legend’s diverse personalities escape into the GROTTO it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas will never be the same. It's an hilarious, surreal and satirical blast, created by the critically acclaimed writer and performer Terry Victor – a jolly fat man who has seen the GROTTO from the dark side.
Ho! Ho! Ho! GROTTO is unseasonable, unreasonable & unsuitable for brats.
Don’t wait to be disappointed when next Christmas is actually cancelled…